Sunday, August 31, 2008

Airtel's 3G...Going, Going Gone.

Sunil Bharti Mittal, kindly activate my post paid outgoing service immediately. It has been barred for the past 3 days due to non payment of dues which are apparently Rs. Zero as per your system. I am in a Catch 22 situation here and definitely your 24X7 service for the post paid customers is not helping.

I am being directed to a person going by the name +919840012345, and he does not exist !!! Why o why are you bothered about the 3G services of your international fruit sellers, when the national fruit basket is rotting due to the closure or overcrowding of routes. Please be aware that what we (I) need is a simple chat with our (my) near and dear ones once during the day. And if that is a little too overwhelming for you, then I guess we (I) need to inform you that swinging from left to right and vice versa will not take time. Apples were always preferable but oranges are as sweet too especially when they come with a lifelong validity of "Indianess".

Why all this communal violence just for the sake of an outgoing call ? Airtel wake up, or India going going gone.

4 comments:

Philip said...

Amen. Agree with you 100%. Now how do we get Sunil to read this?

V said...

awesome !!

Badri said...

I am Sunil Bharti Mittal speaking,

Lets discuss

1. Unless ur liability with us is going up, we wont allow u make a call. I dont know how you are going to do it.

2. We dont have anyone named 9840012345, only idea's has numbers as people names

3. I guess you like oranges because you come from a place where oranges are given for free.
Next point is since you eat washington apples, californian grapes in ur little settlement, why cant we go to APPLE?

4. Unless mobile number portability comes into effect your balls are practically in our hands.

happy airtelling

Raghav said...

Badri

LOL.